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Men’s Organization for the Utilization of Style and Taste in the Advancement of Countenancial Hair Enhancements

I, Richard Wayne (alias Richard Wayne Brown, alias Mr. Hiss, alias the Vampire Cowboy of the previous entry), would like to announce the founding of the Men’s Organization for the Utilization of Style and Taste in the Advancement of Countenancial Hair Enhancements (MOUSTACHE).   This organization dedicates itself not only to the appreciation of men’s facial hair adornments, but also to the advocation of responsible application and grooming of these whiskers to titivate one’s countenance.

Examples of MOUSTACHE-approved beards:

Proprietor of The Misanthrope Specialty Co. and frequent subject of the Sweetie Pie Press Blog entries, Reverend Aitor (and his handlebar):
rev. aitor

Outlaw Americana musician, Hang Jones, and his reverse goatee:
hang jones

The trash ’stache of sartorial cowboy and Birthday Party bassist, Tracy Pew:
tracy pew

Val Kilmer as the dashing Doc Holliday:
val as doc

Your humble author’s own attempt at a similar old west style:
my doc holliday

And I’d be remiss to omit the impeccably groomed whiskers of Mr. Clark Gable:
gable

For more information about MOUSTACHE and/or receiving a handlebar moustache postcard designed by Richard Wayne, please leave a comment.

4 Responses to “Men’s Organization for the Utilization of Style and Taste in the Advancement of Countenancial Hair Enhancements”

  1. Tresijas Says:

    This is an incredible assortment of facial regalia! Que viva el bigote!

  2. Marie Says:

    Oh my.. Who is that handsome gent at the top?

  3. dee Says:

    ‘I’m your huckleberry.’

    This is incredible. Although you’re missing a key moustache - the leather daddy’s handlebar!

  4. Erin Says:

    The reverse goatee is commonly known as ‘mutton chops’ in Australia. If I was a boy, I’d have the fluffiest mutton chops ever.

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