Men’s Organization for the Utilization of Style and Taste in the Advancement of Countenancial Hair Enhancements
I, Richard Wayne (alias Richard Wayne Brown, alias Mr. Hiss, alias the Vampire Cowboy of the previous entry), would like to announce the founding of the Men’s Organization for the Utilization of Style and Taste in the Advancement of Countenancial Hair Enhancements (MOUSTACHE). This organization dedicates itself not only to the appreciation of men’s facial hair adornments, but also to the advocation of responsible application and grooming of these whiskers to titivate one’s countenance.
Examples of MOUSTACHE-approved beards:
Proprietor of The Misanthrope Specialty Co. and frequent subject of the Sweetie Pie Press Blog entries, Reverend Aitor (and his handlebar):

Outlaw Americana musician, Hang Jones, and his reverse goatee:

The trash ’stache of sartorial cowboy and Birthday Party bassist, Tracy Pew:

Val Kilmer as the dashing Doc Holliday:

Your humble author’s own attempt at a similar old west style:

And I’d be remiss to omit the impeccably groomed whiskers of Mr. Clark Gable:

For more information about MOUSTACHE and/or receiving a handlebar moustache postcard designed by Richard Wayne, please leave a comment.
November 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
This is an incredible assortment of facial regalia! Que viva el bigote!
November 7th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Oh my.. Who is that handsome gent at the top?
November 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
‘I’m your huckleberry.’
This is incredible. Although you’re missing a key moustache - the leather daddy’s handlebar!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
The reverse goatee is commonly known as ‘mutton chops’ in Australia. If I was a boy, I’d have the fluffiest mutton chops ever.